United Degen Revenue Service Department of Unrealized Gains
$IRS
A federally unaffiliated instrument of financial irresponsibility, issued for taxpayers, bagholders and other interested parties. Three letters you already had an opinion about.
Please read this notice carefully. Then ignore it, as is tradition.
Dear Taxpayer,
Our records indicate that you may have been exposed to excessive levels of financial responsibility. Symptoms include a diversified portfolio, an emergency fund and a good night’s sleep.
The Internal Rug Service has therefore issued $IRS, a token representing nothing, backed by nothing, and named after the three letters most likely to ruin your afternoon.
No action is required. Purchasing an irresponsible quantity remains entirely your decision, as does the outcome of that decision.
Please retain this notice for your records.
Section 03 / Definition
| ˈaɪ ɑːr ˈɛs | noun, informal
See also Rug (v.)Bagholder (n.)Exit liquidity (n.)Conviction (n., archaic)
Internal Revenue Service.
The reading your brain reached for first. Understandable. Incorrect here.
I Rugged Successfully.
The correct expansion. Also the entire product.
$IRS is a meme token built on financial satire — taxes, bags, audits, and the specific silence that follows a bad entry. It is a joke that happens to be tradeable, which is the only honest description available.
There is no utility. There is no roadmap. There is no treasury of clever plans waiting behind a countdown. There is a ticker, a punchline, and whatever the internet decides to do with them.
Section 04 / Filing
Values below are published as configured. Anything not yet filed is marked pending rather than invented.
CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE
Section 05 / Disbursement
$0.00
Zero and 00/100 dollars
Section 06 / Archive
Notices released to the public as they are issued. Reproduction encouraged. Framing optional.
A one-time event. Do not attempt to reproduce it.
Your holdings have been reviewed. Everyone involved is embarrassed.
Processed on time, in full, and to the exact penny.
Filed voluntarily. Admission accepted. No penalty assessed.
Section 07 / Inquiries
Absolutely not. $IRS is parody. It has no connection to the Internal Revenue Service, the U.S. Treasury, or any government body, and never will.
I Rugged Successfully. That is the whole idea, and we are not planning a second one.
No. Nothing here is financial, investment, tax or legal advice. It is a joke with a website.
Also no. Your refund has already been processed and is displayed above in full.
No. It is a meme token with no utility, no revenue and no promises. It can lose all of its value, and tokens like it frequently do.
There is a ticker and a punchline. Anything beyond that would be a promise, and promises are how this normally goes wrong.